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Michael: (My-Coal)
Definition: An Outgoing Avaricious Reliable Pervert. ;)
Likes: Trees, Tennis, Mickey Mouse
Loves: Disneyland, Pizza :D

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Eat better. Run more. Squat more. Sleep earlier. Wake up earlier. Make a good breakfast. Drink water. Eat fruits. Read books. Adventure. Talk less. Listen more. Feel deeper. Love better. Open your eyes. Experience life. Be happy.
my motivation to be happy. (via insignificantttt)

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I’m an adult, but not like a real adult
anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

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Everyone wants to fall in love. But I think more people are in love with the theory of love. If you’re looking in from the outside, it looks so beautiful. On the inside, it’s scary because it can take over your life. It’s the strongest emotion but also the darkest. It can put you on a high for days, but it can wrap an anchor around your feet and drown you in less than a minute.
Calia Read, Breaking the Wrong (via simply-quotes)

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the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

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The US budget is like a 1st grader playing Oregon Trail. Spend all the money on ammunition so you can shoot at stuff, then wonder why your wagon is falling apart and everyone is dying of dysentery.

Malhavoc430 // Reddit (via mattchew03)

That’s it. That’s the whole government.

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perfect.

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Nailed it.

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nudqe:

"white people can’t danc-"

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"white people can’t twer-"

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